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Monster Truck, Monster Truck
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M
Monster Truck, Monster Truck
M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M
Monster Truck

Oh yeah! Well come on!

Bright lights and a sold out crowd
It's hard to hear 'cause they're screamin' so loud
The air is electric, it may, overload
They call my name and pyrotechnics explode

Well drop the gear shift into low
We’ll punch the gas and it's time to go

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All right now
Well can you listen?

Tearin' around the arena floor
We’re kicking up dirt like never seen before
Spinning tires that are six feet tall
Are rollin' over cars and crushing them all

Well unto you I make this pledge
You’ll get the whole seat but only need the edge

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I love you

Well I know when you think about a monster truck, the first thing that comes to mind is a big, mean, aggressive vehicle that smashes stuff
Well let me tell you something about monster trucks, you may not know….

Bridge
Well even monster trucks have a soft side (yes they do)
They like to listen to some Air Supply (yacht rock)
Strawberry pancakes for their breakfast (with whipped cream)
And when they watch sad movies, sometimes they start to cry (Beaches)


But the telephone rings and then
It’s back to work again.....

All right monster truckers, it’s time to put on our helmets
Now put the key in the ignition, and start your engines
Let’s all gaze out across the arena, at the ramp, in the middle
On the other side of that ramp, are forty buses
Why?
‘Cause we’re gonna try to jump over those forty buses
Do you think we can make it??
Well there’s only one way to find out
Put your hands on the wheel
Rev the motor one more time
And here we go!

Whoa we’re picking up speed
We’re over halfway to the ramp
We’re on the ramp
Now we’re in the air…

Whoa, we just made it over twenty buses
We just made it over thirty buses
Are we gonna make it over all forty of these buses??
Are we gonna make it???

Nope

CRASH SMASH SMASH CRASH
Hold on everybody, we’re riding this truck like a wild bronco
SMASH CRASH
(is that a Hyundai? How did that get in here?)

1, 2, 3!

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Monster Truck yeah
Oh Monster Truck
Monster Truck, yeaaaahhhh
(for those about to Monster Truck, we salute you)
FIRE!!!