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Sugar Free Allstars

by Sugar Free Allstars

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CHORUS Monster Truck, Monster Truck M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M Monster Truck, Monster Truck M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M Monster Truck Oh yeah! Well come on! Bright lights and a sold out crowd It's hard to hear 'cause they're screamin' so loud The air is electric, it may, overload They call my name and pyrotechnics explode Well drop the gear shift into low We’ll punch the gas and it's time to go CHORUS All right now Well can you listen? Tearin' around the arena floor We’re kicking up dirt like never seen before Spinning tires that are six feet tall Are rollin' over cars and crushing them all Well unto you I make this pledge You’ll get the whole seat but only need the edge CHORUS I love you Well I know when you think about a monster truck, the first thing that comes to mind is a big, mean, aggressive vehicle that smashes stuff Well let me tell you something about monster trucks, you may not know…. Bridge Well even monster trucks have a soft side (yes they do) They like to listen to some Air Supply (yacht rock) Strawberry pancakes for their breakfast (with whipped cream) And when they watch sad movies, sometimes they start to cry (Beaches) But the telephone rings and then It’s back to work again..... All right monster truckers, it’s time to put on our helmets Now put the key in the ignition, and start your engines Let’s all gaze out across the arena, at the ramp, in the middle On the other side of that ramp, are forty buses Why? ‘Cause we’re gonna try to jump over those forty buses Do you think we can make it?? Well there’s only one way to find out Put your hands on the wheel Rev the motor one more time And here we go! Whoa we’re picking up speed We’re over halfway to the ramp We’re on the ramp Now we’re in the air… Whoa, we just made it over twenty buses We just made it over thirty buses Are we gonna make it over all forty of these buses?? Are we gonna make it??? Nope CRASH SMASH SMASH CRASH Hold on everybody, we’re riding this truck like a wild bronco SMASH CRASH (is that a Hyundai? How did that get in here?) 1, 2, 3! CHORUS 2X Monster Truck yeah Oh Monster Truck Monster Truck, yeaaaahhhh (for those about to Monster Truck, we salute you) FIRE!!!
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Rrrrr Rrrr RRRROOOOOOARRRR!!! CHORUS Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Crankosaurus Rex I got a little brother & sister y'all 'Bout as sweet as they can be They spread joy and sunshine Upon everything they see But if they're feelin' worn out and sleepy It’s best not be around And I just heard they didn’t take a nap today Whoa, what’s that sound? RRRROOOOOOARRRR!!! CHORUS Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex…..Uh Oh! Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex…..Here they come! Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex…..Best get out the way! Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Crankosaurus Rex You know my best friend and I We have a real fun time planned for today We’re going to the zoo to see the animals Then over to the park to play But the sky starts to fill with dark stormy clouds As we’re on our way in the mini van Thunder crashes and rain starts to fall Looks like the weather just ruined our plans! RRRROOOOOOARRRR!!! CHORUS Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex…..Uh Oh! Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex…..Here they come! Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex…..Best get out the way! Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Crankosaurus…. Bridge Rex and the Grumpopotamus approaching us side by side So sound the warning best beware it’s time to go run and hide They’re growlin’, howlin’, wavin’ arms and stompin’ upon the ground Inciting chaos, causing devastation all around RRRROOOOOOARRRR!!! You know my mom and dad y'all They love me so very much They tell me about it every single day As they're huggin’ me and kissin’ me and such But if it's really early in the mornin’ They need a little time before they're awake Uh oh, looks like we're out of coffee Feel the whole house shake!! RRRROOOOOOARRRR!!! CHORUS Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex…..Here they come! Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex…..Best get out the way! Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Rex…..They look mad! Here comes Grumpopotamus And the Crankosaurus Crankosaurus Crankosaurus Crankosaurus Rex RRRROOOOOOARRRR!!
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I’m gonna sit down and draw a picture That's just what I'm gonna do So I'm getting out all of my crayons Red, green, orange, yellow and blue I'm gonna start with some circles and scribbles I’ll finish with some squiggly lines Then I’ll check out my creation with a smile on my face And give it to my daddy feeling oh so fine And he said..... “Well that’s really great, I mean, you know I can see some lines and uh shapes and uh Hmmmmm” “It’s our house” “Ohhhhhh” Then he said…. CHORUS Well I can see it now, it's oh so clear I love it so much I'm gonna put it right here so Everybody that comes over can see The very special picture, you did just for me All that I can say is WOW I can see it now You know I get my inspiration From the things that I see and I hear The people and the places and the things all around me That I hold so dear So I'm gettin' out my fingerpaints and going to town Let my, creative juices flow Swirling colors all around to form a new masterpiece And show it to my momma feeling so proud you know And she said..... “Oh sweetheart, that’s just gorgeous I see colors and Orange and yellow and... Hmmmmm” “It’s a giraffe" “Ohhhhhh” Then she said... CHORUS Well I can see it now, it's oh so clear I love it so much I'm gonna put it right here so Everybody that comes over can see The very special picture, you did just for me All that I can say is WOW I can see it now One more time! Well I can see it now, it's oh so clear I love it so much I'm gonna put it right here so Everybody that comes over can see The very special picture, you did just for me All that I can say is WOW All that I can say is WOW All that I can say is WOW I can see it now
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Ohhh yeah! Whooo! All Right! Everybody's lover, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend. Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end. I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin like a cheshire cat. I focus on the pleasure, somethin' I can treasure Can you picture that? Can you picture that? Ohhh yeah! Hey, Dr Rock, take a verse! Let me take your picture, add it to the mixture, there it is I got you now! Really nothin' to it, anyone can do it, it's easy and we all know how. Now begins the changin', mental rearrangin', nothing's really where it’s at, Now the Eiffel Tower's holdin up a flower. I gave it to a Texas cat Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you. Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat. Be a better drummer, be an up and comer. Can you picture that? Can you picture that??!! All of us are winnin, pickin and a-grinnin, Lordy but I love to jam Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am! Lost my heart in Texas, Northern lights affect us, I keep it underneath my hat, Aurora Borealis, shinin down on Dallas! Can you picture that? Can you picture that? Can you picture? You gotta see it in your mind! Can you picture? You know it's quick and easy to find! Can you picture? You don't have to buy a frame! Can you picture? Can you picture that? Can you picture that? Use it if you need it Don't forget to feed it! Can you picture that? Can you get behind it? For surely…
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If you're feeling kind of low, there's a place you can go, it's called Upside Down Town It may seem a little strange, but if you need a change there is Upside Down Town Everything's different although it's the same Topsy and turvy, a slight rearrange Another perspective, a new point of view It can be so good for you It's not very far away, we can get there today, it's called Upside Down Town We don't need to take a car, just stay right where you are, to get to Upside Down Town You may be confused by the words that I say How do we get there, what is the way I tell you my friend it's as easy as pie So come along and you'll see why Attention ladies and gentleman we are now departing for upside down town All passengers please proceed to place the top of your head on the ground Using your arms for balance kick your legs in the air and hold them high Congratulations ladies and gentleman, we have now arrived Welcome to upside down town Come on in and have a look around If you cast your gaze upward you will see the ground And everywhere trees are growing straight down Now look below at beautiful blue skies Flocks of birds flying by Things are a bit different here you will find W’s look like M’s and sixes like nines But alas our time has come to an end Come back soon and see us again Now that you've been there I'm sure you'll agree It's so interesting you won't want to leave But you'll get a headache from staying too long So keep your visit brief and move on Upside Down Town (4x)
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I don't have a boat But I've got a sail I don't have a hammer But I've got a nail You know that one without the other, doesn't work quite as well it's true A bit like me, if I didn't have you Just a bit like me, if I didn’t have you I don't have a train But I've got some some tracks I don't have any groceries y’all But I've got a sack You know that one and one all by themselves, would never add up to two A bit like me, if I didn't have you Just a bit like me, if I didn’t have you Well if I didn't have you in my life, well I would still be okay But things are so much better, when we are together every day Well a lock without a key, or a sock without a shoe Is a bit like me, if I didn't have you Just a bit like me, if I didn’t have you Well if I didn't have you in my life, well I would still be okay But things are so much better, when we are together every day Well a lock without a key, or a sock without a shoe Is a bit like me, if I didn't have you Just a bit like me, if I didn’t have you A whole lot like me, if I didn’t have you
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Mr DJ 05:01
CHORUS Hey Mr DJ they're gettin' out my PJs and trying to find a sleepy time song So can you play me somethin’ groovin’ to keep my body movin’ or I won't be awake for too long Hey Mr DJ they're gettin' out my PJs and trying to find a sleepy time song So can you play me somethin’ groovin’ to keep my body movin’ or I won't be awake for too long Stand up, turn around Jump up high now touch the ground Stand up, turn around Jump up high now touch the ground I've got to stay awake, no matter what it takes I've got to stay awake, no matter what it takes Slide left shuffle right Shake and shimmy through the night Slide left shuffle right Shake and shimmy through the night There's too much going on, stayin' up until the dawn There's too much going on, stayin' up until the dawn Whew, All this, movin’ around is getting me, worn out I’m gonna need to.. sit down here and, catch my breath Maybe I’ll just.. lean my head back and…just..close my...eyes... WAIT A MINUTE CHORUS Hey Mr DJ they're gettin' out my PJs and trying to find a sleepy time song So can you play me somethin’ groovin’ to keep my body movin’ or I won't be awake for too long Run up and down the hall Keep on bouncin' off the walls Run up and down the hall Keep on bouncin' off the walls I'm ninja quick tonight, so fast I'm outta sight I'm ninja quick tonight, so fast I'm outta sight Roll around upon the floor Play a rhythm on the door Roll around upon the floor Play a rhythm on the door It's really not that late, And I'm still feeling great It's really not that late, And I'm still feeling great Whew, My heart is beating really fast from all this.. running and jumping I'm gonna need to, sit on my bed and, just rest for a bit Maybe I’ll just, go ahead and, lie down and I can...zzzzzz WAIT A MINUTE! CHORUS Hey Mr DJ they're gettin' out my PJs and trying to find a sleepy time song So can you play me somethin’ groovin’ to keep my body movin’ or I won't be awake for too long Good people.. We're gathered here..to talk about the wooorld beyond bedtime... A fantastic place...where grown ups stay up late..jumping on the beeed.. while eating cake and ice cream…. Sounds pretty amazing doesn't it? Well let me tell you friends.. you can go there too.. All you gotta do.. is stay awake…. And the best way to stay awake.. is to keep movin’... And the best way to keep movin’... is to get up and……..DANCE!! Everybody…..Dance Show me how you…..Dance Everybody….Dance Come on and……….Dance (Get up, get down, get your body movin’ all around) Show me how you……….Dance (Get up, get down, get your body movin’ all around) Everybody….……….Dance (Get up, get down, get your body movin’ all around) Come on and……….Dance (Get up, get down, get your body movin’ all around) CHORUS Hey Mr DJ they're gettin' out my PJs and trying to find a sleepy time song So can you play me somethin’ groovin’ to keep my body movin’ or I won't be awake for too long Hey Mr DJ they're gettin' out my PJs and trying to find a sleepy time song So can you play me somethin’ groovin’ to keep my body movin’ or I won't be awake for too long Hey Mr DJ they're gettin' out my PJs and trying to find a sleepy time song (Get up, get down, get your body movin’ all around, Get up, get down, get your body movin’ all around) So can you play me somethin’ groovin’ to keep my body movin’ or I won't be awake for too long (Get up, get down, get your body movin’ all around, Get up, get down, get your body movin’ all around)
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I'm gonna write a song That's only got one verse I'm gonna keep it simple So we don't have to rehearse It's only got eight lines That you have to traverse So won't you sing along with my little song That's only got one verse Uhhhh, is that it? Well yeah Seems kind of short Well, I mean, the song’s only got one verse But in the last line you asked everyone to sing along Oh yeah, I guess we should probably do it again huh? Yeah probably so Second verse, same as the first I'm gonna write a song That's only got one verse I'm gonna keep it simple So we don't have to rehearse It's only got eight lines That you have to traverse So won't you sing along with my little song That's only got one verse So won't you sing along with my little song That's only got one verse Come on and sing along with my little song That's only got one verse
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Breakdancin' 03:42
Well let me take you back to the 1980s, a very long time ago Where believe it or not you know MTV played, music videos There were jelly shoes, parachute pants and cassette tapes don't you know And people walkin' around with great big boom boxes, everywhere they'd go And don’t you know that we were CHORUS Breakdancin', Breakdancin’ Everybody was Breakdancin', Breakdancin’ Uh huh huh, uh huh huh Well I must have been about 11 years old and I thought I would give it a try So I went on down to the community center with a, twinkle in my eye I looked over a list of the classes, they offered, and found what I was looking for Then I went on down to room 209 and when I walked through that door, don’t you know that they were CHORUS Mr DJ Break it down to the beat box Break dance robots, please report to the dance floor Do the moonwalk do the moonwalk Slide you feet j-j-just like this Now the wave now the wave Wave your arms wavey wavey And the caterpillar caterpillar Watch your back or the worm Backspin can you backspin Spin it all around round and around What about the windmill about the windmill Now hold on well, hold on Can you headspin, headspin, can you headspin, headspin can you spin….. Wait…….hold on...I gotta…...th….I…..wait wait wait Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait!!! Okay, full disclosure y’all I only completed breakdance level one and the head spin and the windmill that was level two so….. I, can’t do those….. Back to the beat y’all Well the years have passed and I'm full grown man all set in my ways and such And I gotta admit, on the current trends I'm just a, little out of touch But just the other day I was watching television and much to my surprise There was a little kid, about 7 years old and right before my eyes Don’t you know that he was CHORUS Breakdancin', Breakdancin’ You know, he was Breakdancin', Breakdancin’ It’s comin’ back around again Breakdancin', Breakdancin’ Uh huh, Breakdancin', Breakdancin’ Everybody all together Hotel Motel Ha ha Holiday Inn CHORUS Breakdancin', Breakdancin’ Everybody was Breakdancin', Breakdancin’ It’s comin’ back around again Breakdancin', Breakdancin’ Uh huh, Breakdancin', Breakdancin’
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My Dog Pete 01:05
Oh well I'd like for you to meet my brand new dog his name is Pete And don't you know I love him so Because he is so sweet My dog Pete When he's good he gets a treat Sometimes he likes to lick my feet It tickles me Ha ha hee hee He's so neat My dog Pete Every afternoon we go out walking in the park I tell all my stories but all he does is bark Ruff Ruff Ha, you’re a good boy Pete! He's neat, he's sweet, quite a treat The kind of friend that can't be beat Talking about my dog Pete Can you repeat .....Yeah! Talking about my dog Pete Can you repeat ......You bet! Talking about my dog Pete Repeat It’s Pete Repeat It’s Pete Repeat It’s Pete Repeat It’s Pete My Dog Pete Owwwwwww (panting)
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BunnyBot 04:26
I got robots on my pants and I got robots on my shirt And when I go outside I play with robots in the dirt I got lots of robot posters hanging, all over my walls It's safe to say that robots are my favorite thing of all But you know my little sister, she sees things differently She likes puppy dogs, and kitty cats, that are soft and cuddly But when we play together, we have found a compromise Something that, to both of us, is wondrous in our eyes..... CHORUS BunnyBot HOP HOP! BunnyBot HOP HOP! BunnyBot HOP HOP! BunnyBot…. He's got two radar antennae side by side atop his head You probably will not see them they look like, rabbit ears instead He can hop around from place to place, at supersonic speeds And his big blue bunny eyes, they can shoot out laser beams But you know my little sister, she doesn't care about these things She likes to hold and pet him, and rock him while she sings But even though our reasons, they may not be the same We both get so excited, when we hear the name.... CHORUS It’s such a nice day BunnyBot, let’s see if we can find a place to sit Oooo, that’s a nice spot under that tree over there Let’s go over there and sit down You’re such a sweet little BunnyBot, pet pet, hoppity hop hop Oooo, what is that over there BunnyBot? Attention people of Earth, I am Mopac from the planet Zimzar Oh my… We have come to take control of your planet Resistance is futile, surrender, and be not harmed Protect us BunnyBot!! Well that’s just a little bunny, what can HE do to stop us?? BunnyBot! Zimarians, attack!!! Go BunnyBot Go!! Ow, get out of the way, get that, get that bunny out of the way Stop, oh, ow, hey, get off my head, get off my head Get, stop that, oh, get that bunny, get that bunny! What?? Laser Beams?? You’ve GOT to be kidding me!! Ow!! Ow!! Zimzarians, run away, run awaaaaaayy! Well it looks like Bunnybot has gone and saved the day again It seems to be no big deal, just, another normal day to him He keeps the world protected you know that everyone agrees And our very favorite times are when, it's Bunnybot, my sis, and me BunnyBot HOP HOP! BunnyBot HOP HOP! BunnyBot HOP HOP! BunnyBot HOP HOP! BunnyBot HOP HOP! BunnyBot HOP HOP! BunnyBot HOP HOP! BunnyBot…..

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Four years in the making, the new Sugar Free Allstars album is their most ambitious to date, with nods to the funk, rock and R&B sounds of the 1970s and ‘80s that greatly influenced them. Elements of Parliament Funkadelic, early ‘80s Prince, old-school rap, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Dixieland, New Orleans Second Line and even some barbershop quartet can be heard in the tunes that make up their fourth family oriented release. The deliciously eclectic self-titled album is a reintroduction of their family funk super duo style complete with new logo and branding. Special guest artists helping out on the album are Genevieve Goings (Choo Choo Soul) on vocals, Roger Manning Jr (member of Beck’s band since 1995 and founding member of Jellyfish and Moog Cookbook) on keyboards and Fred Tackett (recorded/toured with Bob Dylan and current member of Little Feat) on electric guitar.

credits

released April 2, 2016

Chris "Boom!" Wiser
Vocals, Keyboards, Saxophones, Clarinet, Hand Claps, Dog Sounds

Rob "Dr. Rock" Martin
Vocals, Drums, Percussion, Hand Claps, Beat Box, Roar



Special Guests:

Genevieve Goings
Female Vocals on “Grumpopotamus (and the Crankosaurus Rex)”

Roger Joseph Manning Jr
Synthesizer, Piano, Vocoder on “BunnyBot”

Fred Tackett
Electric Guitar on “If I Didn't Have You”

Jay Wilkinson
Trumpet on “One Verse Song”

Kevin Webb
Trombone on “One Verse Song” and “Grumpopotamus (and the Crankosaurus Rex)”

Brian Dobbins
Tuba on “If I Didn’t Have You”

Hannah Murray
Violins on “Monster Truck”

Graham Andersen aka DJ Diverse
Turntable on “Breakdancin’”

Moxie and Lucas
Girl and Boy speaking parts on “BunnyBot”

Emily Wiser and Boom Jr
Mom and Child speaking parts on “I Can See It Now”

Janet Bass
Speaking parts on “Upside Down Town”

SFA Singers on “Mr DJ”, “If I Didn’t Have You” and “One Verse Song”
Sharla Wiser-Neidig, Kristen Martin, Jenny Heinrichs, Derek Neidig, Chris Savage, Boom Jr, Baby Boom, Moxie,
Lillian, Gabriel, Sebastian


Sugar Free Allstars and Trent Bell
Production

Trent Bell at Bell Labs Recording Studio
Engineering and Mixing

Garrett Haines at Treelady Studios www.treelady.com
Mastering

Blake N. Behrens at Radfive www.radfive.com
Album Artwork and Design Layout

Blake N. Behrens and Chris Wiser
Artwork Concept

Matt Goad at Goad Abode www.GoadAbode.com
Logo design

Todd Scott TODDSCOTT.CO
Photography

All Songs by Chris Wiser/Wiser Music
except Can You Picture That? by Kenny Asher and Paul Williams/Fuzzy Muppet

www.SugarFreeAllstars.com
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Sugar Free Allstars Oklahoma City

Sugar Free Allstars is a Grammy-featured, family funk super duo from OKC listed as one of Time magazine's top 12 family music acts in America. They blend elements of soul, R&B, disco, gospel and NOLA street parade music to provide a high energy rock show dance party experience best described as a funky, foot-stompin’, hand-clappin’, body movin’ & groovin’ dance-until-you-drop party for all ages! ... more

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